Welcome to the match between Fuck germany and Borussia Mönchengladbach

1'

Jeremias Schultes hit a speculative effort from 30 yards but Bernhard Landau hoofed the ball clear.

2'

Ralph Auer faked a pass then cut Thorsten Simons in a different direction.

Ralph Auer shot for the top corner from 20 yards. Till Von couldn't reach it.

Ruprecht Wehner was in a good position and saved it.

4'

Roger Gass tried to lift the ball forward but Till Von cut it out easily.

5'

Arne Ohme tried to skip past the challenge of Filibert Simen but Filibert Simen took the ball away from Arne Ohme.

6'

Till Von tried to twist past Ralph Auer but Till Von lost out to Ralph Auer.

7'

Pass by Lanzo Schuhart to Hartwin Hofmeister, the ball was picked up by Hartwin Hofmeister before Gottlob Rademacher could intercept.

Hartwin Hofmeister got past Marcel Klein.

Hartwin Hofmeister twisted past Gottlob Rademacher.

Hartwin Hofmeister unleashed a fierce drive high at goal but the shot was blocked by Meino Biermann.

8'

Suree Vongkiertkamjorn tried to play it past Roger Gass but Roger Gass blocked Suree Vongkiertkamjorn.

10'

Marcel Klein attempted to play a long ball but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Lanzo Schuhart.

11'

Yellow card shown to Till Von.

Roger Gass passed along the floor for Meino Biermann to pick it up, the ball was picked up by Meino Biermann before Till Von could reach it.

Meino Biermann tried to hit a long ball forward but Suree Vongkiertkamjorn blocked it.

14'

Gottlob Rademacher tried to skip past Hartwin Hofmeister but Hartwin Hofmeister denied.

15'

Suree Vongkiertkamjorn went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

18'

Roger Gass tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Suree Vongkiertkamjorn found himself in the way of the ball.

20'

Wim Weiss went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

21'

Yellow card shown to Wim Weiss.

Gottlob Rademacher jinked confidently past Hartwin Hofmeister.

Gottlob Rademacher tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Lanzo Schuhart intercepted the pass.

22'

Marcel Klein tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but Hartwin Hofmeister found himself in the way of the ball.

25'

Arne Ohme easily got past the challenge of Filibert Simen.

Arne Ohme tried to swing in a float cross but The ball was touched on by Jeremias Schultes.

26'

Bernhard Landau could not stop Filibert Simen going past him.

Filibert Simen tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Arne Ohme.

29'

Gottlob Rademacher played a wonderful ball for Filibert Simen, Filibert Simen latched onto the ball before Hartwin Hofmeister could cut it out.

Filibert Simen took the ball past Lanzo Schuhart.

Filibert Simen made a good pass to Jeremias Schultes, Thorsten Simons couldn't cut out the pass.

Jeremias Schultes took his chance shooting from a very tight angle but Kaspar Schirmer managed to block the shot.

32'

Arne Ohme tried to knock a long ball forward but Filibert Simen did well to spot and intercept the pass.

33'

Till Von tried for goal from the freekick. But it hit the wall.

34'

Pass by Thorsten Simons to Suree Vongkiertkamjorn, Ralph Auer couldn't reach it.

Suree Vongkiertkamjorn blasted the ball towards the top corner from a distance. Roger Gass didn't read the game well enough to block it.

But Suree Vongkiertkamjorn didn't connect properly and sent the ball wide ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

36'

Poor corner kick delivered by Till Von that went straight to the opposition.

37'

Eckart Essert moved the ball forward for Gottlob Rademacher, Till Von couldn't cut it.

Gottlob Rademacher directed the ball to Eduard Houk, Suree Vongkiertkamjorn couldn't reach it.

Eduard Houk was able to make space and struck it at goal. Kaspar Schirmer failed to charge down the shot.

It went just wide by Eduard Houk ... It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net.

38'

Jeremias Schultes passed the ball perfectly to Filibert Simen, Bernhard Landau failed to reach the ball.

From medium range, Filibert Simen bent the ball towards goal. Arne Ohme couldn't reach it.

But Filibert Simen effort went inches wide ... It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net.

39'

Hartwin Hofmeister moved the ball forward for Lanzo Schuhart, Lanzo Schuhart picked up on the ball before Ralph Auer could cut it out.

Perfectly timed block tackle by Marcel Klein before Lanzo Schuhart attempted to fire off a shot from long range.

40'

Roger Gass tried to dart past Till Von but Till Von succesfully won the ball from Roger Gass.

41'

Wim Weiss fired in the freekick. But it went over the bar.

42'

Jeremias Schultes played the ball long looking for a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Bernhard Landau.

43'

Lanzo Schuhart went by the challenge of Gottlob Rademacher.

Lanzo Schuhart got the float cross in from the wing, Marcel Klein couldn't cut it.

Hermann Kerwer headed at goal but Wim Weiss headed the ball to safety.

44'

Roger Gass tried to skip past the challenge of Suree Vongkiertkamjorn but Suree Vongkiertkamjorn block tackled Roger Gass.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the end of the first half which and we are all square. .Fuck germany had 55% possession in the match, while Borussia Mönchengladbach had 45%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

47'

Jeremias Schultes failed in his attempt to dribble past Arne Ohme.

48'

Suree Vongkiertkamjorn stepped away from Ralph Auer and unleashed a fierce drive high at goal from 40 yards.

But it was horribly wide of the target ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

50'

Arne Ohme held up the ball, evading the challenge of Filibert Simen and hit a fierce shot from 35 yards.

But it went over the bar ... He should have hit the target at least.

52'

Raimund Drechsler swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

53'

Arne Ohme made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but Jeremias Schultes found himself in the way of the ball.

59'

Ralph Auer blasted a banana shot from long range but the shot was blocked by Till Von.

61'

Gottlob Rademacher tried to play it past Lanzo Schuhart but Lanzo Schuhart dispossessed Gottlob Rademacher.

62'

Gottlob Rademacher tried an audacious lob from 30 yards but Lanzo Schuhart managed to block the shot.

66'

Arne Ohme attempted to play a long ball but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Filibert Simen.

69'

Roger Gass tried a long range effort but Suree Vongkiertkamjorn hoofed the ball clear.

73'

Roger Gass hit it high and hard towards goal from 30 yards but Suree Vongkiertkamjorn removed the danger.

74'

Roger Gass tried to chip the ball forward but Suree Vongkiertkamjorn got in the way of the ball.

79'

Arne Ohme tried to get onto the pass but Marcel Klein blocked it.

80'

Till Von powered past Ralph Auer!.

Till Von played a perfect pass for Hermann Kerwer, Hermann Kerwer picked up on the ball before Roger Gass could intercept.

Hermann Kerwer was able to make space and hit it high and hard towards goal. Wim Weiss wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Good save by Ferdi Schröder who held the ball well.

81'

Lanzo Schuhart tried to skip past the challenge of Marcel Klein but Marcel Klein blocked Lanzo Schuhart in a good, clean tackle.

83'

Roger Gass made a good pass to Ralph Auer, Ralph Auer trapped the ball nicely before Till Von could intercept.

Ralph Auer tried his luck from 30 yards but the shot was blocked by Suree Vongkiertkamjorn.

84'

Thorsten Simons attempted to lift the ball forward but Jeremias Schultes showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

86'

Filibert Simen made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but The ball struck Bernhard Landau.

87'

Roger Gass made an attempt to move the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Till Von.

89'

Arne Ohme tried to dribble past Filibert Simen but Arne Ohme lost out to Filibert Simen.

90'

Hartwin Hofmeister put some curve on the shot from long range but the shot was blocked by Gottlob Rademacher.

End Match Fuck germany 0 - 0 Borussia Mönchengladbach