Welcome to the match between Fuck germany and Kaltenkirchen albion

1'

Lambert Michel took the ball confidently past Marcel Klein.

Lambert Michel played a pinpoint pass to Merten Martell, the ball was picked up by Merten Martell before Ralph Auer could cut it out.

Merten Martell found a gap and had a crack at goal. Wim Weiss approached too late to tackle him.

The ball went high into the stand behind the goal ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

2'

Lambert Jans tried to make a long pass to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Gottlob Rademacher.

3'

Karl Mendelsohn tried to play a long ball forward but Gottlob Rademacher cut it out easily.

7'

Adolf Köhler dribbled past Filibert Simen.

Adolf Köhler floated it into the area, Jeremias Schultes tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Helfried Schuhart out-jumped Wim Weiss, then headed the ball forward.

Jochem Kalbfleisch directed the ball nicely to Adolf Köhler, Adolf Köhler took it in his stride before Meino Biermann could intercept.

Adolf Köhler found himself in some space and struck it. Wim Weiss failed to charge down the shot.

Ferdi Schröder did well to tip it round the post.

8'

Ralph Auer received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Roger Gass, Ralph Auer picked up on the ball before Jochem Kalbfleisch could cut it out.

Ralph Auer passed the ball to Roger Gass, Roger Gass trapped the ball nicely before Lambert Michel could reach it.

Roger Gass tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Jochem Kalbfleisch.

10'

Lambert Michel dribbled past Ralph Auer.

Lambert Michel tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but Roger Gass blocked it.

11'

Lambert Michel tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Ralph Auer did well to spot and intercept the pass.

12'

Merten Martell stepped up and drifted the corner in.

Helfried Schuhart rose bravely above Wim Weiss to win the ball, then flicked the ball forward.

A spectacular looking overhead kick from Lambert Jans. Meino Biermann approached too late to tackle him.

Ferdi Schröder pushed it away.

13'

Karl Mendelsohn tried to use his skill to go past Marcel Klein but his possession is lost through a tackle by Marcel Klein.

14'

Jochem Kalbfleisch made an attempt to move the ball forward but Ralph Auer did well to pick out and intercept that pass.

15'

Jochem Kalbfleisch laid it forward to Lambert Michel, Ralph Auer couldn't reach it.

Pass by Lambert Michel to Rafael Falkenrath, Roger Gass couldn't cut out the pass.

Rafael Falkenrath got free in the penalty area and blasted the ball towards the top corner. Meino Biermann approached too late to tackle him.

Ferdi Schröder had no chance ... Rafael Falkenrath scored a fantastic goal !!! ... The fans chanted Rafael Falkenrath's name !

Fuck germany 0 - 1 Kaltenkirchen albion

17'

Jochem Kalbfleisch tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

18'

Filibert Simen failed in his attempt to dribble past Merten Martell.

19'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Filibert Simen.

Lambert Michel attempted to lob the ball forward but The ball came off Roger Gass.

20'

Meino Biermann tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but The ball came off Jochem Kalbfleisch.

21'

Eckart Essert tried to use his skill to go past Lambert Jans but Lambert Jans didn't allow.

22'

Lambert Michel lifted the ball forward for Karl Mendelsohn, Karl Mendelsohn brought the ball under control superbly before Ralph Auer could intercept.

Despite the angle, Karl Mendelsohn flicked it goalwards but Meino Biermann charged down the shot.

24'

Merten Martell turned on the ball to leave Filibert Simen standing.

Merten Martell tried to cross into the box but he misjudged the cross as he had been pressured by Jeremias Schultes.

26'

Karl Mendelsohn played a great ball for Lambert Jans, Lambert Jans took possession of the ball before Marcel Klein could reach it.

Vicious shot by Lambert Jans for the top corner from distance. Gottlob Rademacher approached too late to clear the danger.

But Lambert Jans put it wide of the goal ... He should have hit the target at least.

28'

Jeremias Schultes span past Merten Martell.

Jeremias Schultes tried a banana shot from distance! but Adolf Köhler got himself between the ball and goal.

29'

Corner taken by Jochem Kalbfleisch and cut out by the opposition.

30'

Ralph Auer's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

31'

A long ball was delivered by Gottlob Rademacher, the ball was picked up by Meino Biermann before Lambert Jans could cut it out.

Meino Biermann got free in the penalty area and tried to lob it over the keeper. Helfried Schuhart failed to charge down the shot.

Ignatz Messner blocked the shot.

32'

Lambert Jans made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but Ralph Auer intercepted but couldn't control.

33'

Merten Martell tried to knock a long ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Eckart Essert.

34'

Roger Gass tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Jochem Kalbfleisch.

36'

Lambert Michel passed along the floor for Torben Acker to pick it up, Roger Gass couldn't cut out the pass.

Torben Acker tried to use his skill to go past Ralph Auer but Ralph Auer won the ball from Torben Acker.

37'

Lambert Jans shielded the ball from Gottlob Rademacher and struck the ball with fury from 30 yards.

The ball missed to the left of the goal ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

38'

Torben Acker passed the ball to Lambert Michel, Ralph Auer tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Lambert Michel fed the ball forward to Rafael Falkenrath, Roger Gass couldn't reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath found himself in some space and shot for the top corner. Wim Weiss approached too late to tackle him.

But it was well wide from Rafael Falkenrath ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

39'

Karl Mendelsohn knocked a lovely ball for Lambert Jans, Marcel Klein tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Lambert Jans passed the ball perfectly to Karl Mendelsohn, Gottlob Rademacher couldn't reach it.

Karl Mendelsohn tried to swing in a float cross but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Marcel Klein.

40'

Lambert Michel picked up Jochem Kalbfleisch's superb pass, Ralph Auer failed to intercept the pass.

Roger Gass executed a block tackle on Lambert Michel before Lambert Michel tried to pass the ball.

42'

Adolf Köhler played a perfect pass for Merten Martell, Merten Martell picked up on the ball before Jeremias Schultes could reach it.

Merten Martell crossed the ball low into the box, Filibert Simen tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Rafael Falkenrath ran onto the ball and swiftly shot on the ball, Wim Weiss failed to charge down the shot.

Ferdi Schröder got up to tip it over.

44'

Karl Mendelsohn swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

45'

Ralph Auer could not stop a confident Lambert Michel going past him.

Lambert Michel tried to play it past Roger Gass but Lambert Michel lost the ball to Roger Gass.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The referee blew for the end of the half which Fuck germany were unfortunate to go in behind.Fuck germany had 36% possession in the match, while Kaltenkirchen albion had 64%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Eckart Essert made an attempt to move the ball forward but Ottmar Wruck intercepted the pass.

47'

Lambert Michel tried to skip past Roger Gass but it failed.

50'

Lambert Jans held up the ball, evading the challenge of Marcel Klein and shot a hopeful chance from long-range.

Ferdi Schröder tipped the ball over the bar.

51'

Jochem Kalbfleisch received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Lambert Jans, Marcel Klein failed to intercept the pass.

Jochem Kalbfleisch failed in his attempt to dribble past Gottlob Rademacher.

52'

Karl Mendelsohn picked up an injury and had to go off.

Rüdiger Kunze came on for the injured Karl Mendelsohn.

53'

Merten Martell received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Adolf Köhler, Merten Martell took it in his stride before Jeremias Schultes could reach it.

Merten Martell easily got past the challenge of Filibert Simen.

Merten Martell found a perfect spot and flicked it goalwards. Meino Biermann failed to block the shot.

Ferdi Schröder saved well and held the ball.

55'

Meino Biermann had little in the way of options and elected to try a long-range chip but Merten Martell scrambled the ball away.

58'

Adolf Köhler played a wonderful ball for Rüdiger Kunze, Filibert Simen couldn't reach it.

Rüdiger Kunze played the ball to Adolf Köhler's feet, the ball was picked up by Adolf Köhler before Jeremias Schultes could intercept.

The ball was curled in from Adolf Köhler, Filibert Simen couldn't cut it.

Torben Acker rose bravely above Meino Biermann to win the ball, then headed the ball forward.

Helfried Schuhart was pressed by Wim Weiss but he evaded the challenge and unleashed a fierce drive high at goal.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... It was a poor effort from Helfried Schuhart. He was lacking match sharpness.

62'

Adolf Köhler moved the ball forward for Merten Martell, Filibert Simen stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Merten Martell surged past Jeremias Schultes!.

Merten Martell took a shot! but Meino Biermann hoofed the ball clear.

63'

Lambert Michel tried a long range effort. Ralph Auer failed to charge down the shot.

Lambert Michel sent the ball high and wide of the goal ... It was an unbelievable miss.

67'

Jochem Kalbfleisch showed Ralph Auer a clean set of heels.

Jochem Kalbfleisch skipped easily past Roger Gass.

Jochem Kalbfleisch smashed the ball towards the top corner. Wim Weiss failed to block the shot.

Ferdi Schröder tried to save but he couldn ... Jochem Kalbfleisch scored a fabulous goal !!! ... He slided on his knees !

Fuck germany 0 - 2 Kaltenkirchen albion

70'

Jeremias Schultes brought the ball over the halfway line,Merten Martell tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Filibert Simen headed it across the goal but Helfried Schuhart headed the ball clear.

71'

Ottmar Wruck lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

73'

Rüdiger Kunze tried to knock a long ball forward but Marcel Klein had no problem in intercepting the ball.

74'

Adolf Köhler shot a hopeful chance from long-range but Filibert Simen got in and cleared the danger.

75'

Gottlob Rademacher had shrugged off the challenge of Lambert Jans and hit the ball from long range.

Ignatz Messner got back in time to make the save.

76'

Jeremias Schultes played a perfect pass for Filibert Simen, Filibert Simen picked up on the ball before Merten Martell could intercept.

Vicious shot by Filibert Simen for the top corner from distance but Adolf Köhler charged down the shot.

78'

Jeremias Schultes made an attempt to pass the ball forward but The ball came off Adolf Köhler.

80'

Lambert Michel delivered the ball to Adolf Köhler, Adolf Köhler picked up on the ball before Ralph Auer could cut it out.

Adolf Köhler whipped in a float cross, Filibert Simen couldn't reach it.

Wim Weiss rose bravely above Torben Acker to win the ball, then headed the ball to safety.

81'

Filibert Simen sent over the freekick. The wall blocked the shot.

85'

Lambert Jans was outpaced by Gottlob Rademacher.

Whilst still some way from goal, Gottlob Rademacher tried to lob the keeper but Rüdiger Kunze cleared the ball.

88'

Roger Gass tried to twist past Jochem Kalbfleisch but Jochem Kalbfleisch dispossessed Roger Gass.

89'

Jeremias Schultes passed along the floor for Roger Gass to pick it up, Roger Gass latched onto the ball before Lambert Michel could cut it out.

Roger Gass attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Jochem Kalbfleisch.

92'

Merten Martell block tackled Jeremias Schultes before Jeremias Schultes attempted to pass the ball.

93'

Lambert Michel made an attempt to pass the ball forward but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Ralph Auer.

End Match Fuck germany 0 - 2 Kaltenkirchen albion