Welcome to the match between Vlub de fuck and Newark united

7'

Pete Jack hit the ball forward to Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton took it in his stride before Darcy Batts could reach it.

Godfrey Wootton tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Emery Clemens intercepted the pass.

8'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to pass the ball forward but it was well intercepted by Donny Hibbert.

9'

Coby Benjaminson gave the corner straight to the opposition.

10'

Godfrey Wootton tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Darcy Batts.

11'

Chuck Martel tried an audacious shot on goal from 30 yards. Darcy Batts failed to block the shot.

But Chuck Martel sent the ball high into the stands ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

12'

Gladwyn Scrivener looked certain to score from long range but Darcy Batts made an important challenge!.

15'

Godfrey Wootton attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Darcy Batts.

17'

Emery Clemens played a great ball for Darcy Batts, Darcy Batts took possession of the ball before Godfrey Wootton could reach it.

Darcy Batts sprinted to escape from Pete Jack.

Darcy Batts delivered the ball to Gore Morris, the ball was picked up by Gore Morris before Benjamin Cole could reach it.

Gore Morris found himself with plenty of time and tried an audacious shot on goal. Leroi Carman approached too late to tackle him.

But Gore Morris sent it far too high ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

18'

Denholm Willis made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Gladwyn Scrivener.

20'

Ryley Alfredson received a yellow card.

Vinal Joiner tried to dribble past Emil Bancroft but Emil Bancroft robbed Vinal Joiner.

21'

Harris Sparks was outmuscled by Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd hit the ball forward to Emil Bancroft, Emil Bancroft trapped the ball nicely before Vinal Joiner could intercept.

Emil Bancroft tried to cross into the box but his possession was lost through a tackle by Harris Sparks.

22'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd failed in his attempt to jink past Harris Sparks.

23'

Emery Clemens made a good pass to Darcy Batts, Darcy Batts trapped the ball nicely before Godfrey Wootton could reach it.

Darcy Batts tried to take the ball past Pete Jack but it failed.

25'

Pete Jack tried to move the ball forward but Darcy Batts came close and blocked it.

29'

Emery Clemens tried to take the ball past Godfrey Wootton but failed.

30'

Chuck Martel hit it high and hard towards goal from 30 yards but the shot clattered off Donny Hibbert.

31'

Pete Jack made an attempt to move the ball forward but Darcy Batts found himself in the way of the ball.

32'

Pete Jack tried to dribble past Darcy Batts but Darcy Batts won the ball from Pete Jack.

33'

Pete Jack lobbed the ball into the penalty area towards Ryley Alfredson, Ryley Alfredson brought the ball under control superbly before Darcy Batts could reach it.

Ryley Alfredson was able to make space and tried to lob the ball at goal. Gore Morris approached too late to tackle him.

But Ryley Alfredson struck the ball wide ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

36'

Emil Bancroft directed the ball nicely to Radclyffe Murgatroyd, Radclyffe Murgatroyd took possession of the ball before Vinal Joiner could reach it.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to skip past Harris Sparks but Harris Sparks dispossessed Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

37'

Godfrey Wootton could not stop Emery Clemens going past him.

Emery Clemens tried to dart past Pete Jack but Pete Jack denied.

38'

Pete Jack tried to sprint past Darcy Batts but Darcy Batts nicked the ball from the toes of Pete Jack.

39'

Pete Jack tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Franklyn Gilliam made a great interception.

41'

Pete Jack attempted to lift the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Darcy Batts.

43'

Chuck Martel attempted to lift the ball forward but The ball was touched on by Gore Morris.

44'

Pete Jack tried to get onto the pass but his possession was lost through a tackle by Darcy Batts.

45'

Chuck Martel stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Donny Hibbert.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teams went in for their half-time break which and we are all square. .Vlub de fuck had 62% possession in the match, while Newark united had 38%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

47'

Chuck Martel gave the corner straight to the opposition.

49'

Denholm Willis stepped up and struck the freekick. The shot had taken a deflection off the wall and went wide.

50'

Chuck Martel hit it high and hard towards goal from 30 yards but Donny Hibbert scrambled the ball away.

51'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Harris Sparks.

52'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to twist past Darcy Batts but Darcy Batts didn't allow.

54'

Pete Jack passed the ball to Godfrey Wootton, Darcy Batts missed his interception.

Godfrey Wootton attempted a cheeky lob from 20 yards but Emery Clemens cleared the ball to safety.

55'

Pete Jack tried to play a long ball but Emery Clemens cut it out easily.

56'

The referee pulled out the red card for Ryley Alfredson. Ryley Alfredson has been sent off!

Gladwyn Scrivener played a perfect pass for Chuck Martel, the ball was picked up by Chuck Martel before Donny Hibbert could cut it out.

Perfectly timed block tackle by Tayler Winchester before Chuck Martel attempted to fire off a shot from medium range.

59'

Tayler Winchester lofted the ball into the opposing half of the field,Josh Philips stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Vinal Joiner jumped above Benjamin Cole, then had a header for a goal.

The ball went high into the stand behind the goal ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

60'

Emery Clemens was pressed by Pete Jack but he evaded the challenge and hit it high and hard towards goal from 35 yards.

Keir Cristiansen gathered the ball safely.

62'

Vinal Joiner tried to skip past the challenge of Godfrey Wootton but Godfrey Wootton block tackled Vinal Joiner.

63'

Coby Benjaminson used his skill to go past Gladwyn Scrivener.

Coby Benjaminson knocked a lovely ball for Tayler Winchester, Tayler Winchester picked up on the ball before Chuck Martel could reach it.

Tayler Winchester sent the ball flying towards goal from distance. Gladwyn Scrivener approached too late to block it.

But Tayler Winchester scooped it well over the crossbar ... He was angry with himself for missing that chance.

64'

Tayler Winchester played a perfect pass for Donny Hibbert, the ball was picked up by Donny Hibbert before Gladwyn Scrivener could cut it out.

Donny Hibbert put a low cross, Chuck Martel couldn't cut it.

Darcy Batts let the ball drop before firing in a half volley, Leroi Carman approached too late to tackle him.

Keir Cristiansen blocked the shot.

65'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but Harris Sparks intercepted but couldn't control.

66'

Harris Sparks attempted to play a long ball but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Emil Bancroft.

68'

Tayler Winchester attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but Chuck Martel made a great interception.

69'

Swerving shot by Donny Hibbert from long range. Pete Jack didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Donny Hibbert put it horribly wide ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

72'

Gladwyn Scrivener easily got past the challenge of Donny Hibbert.

Gladwyn Scrivener took a medium-ranged shot but Tayler Winchester made the clearance.

74'

Vinal Joiner lifted the ball towards Gore Morris in the area, Gore Morris took an excellent first touch before Radclyffe Murgatroyd could cut it out.

Gore Morris shot on the ball but the shot was blocked by Leroi Carman.

75'

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to feed the high ball but Harris Sparks came close and blocked it.

76'

Leroi Carman received a yellow card.

Denholm Willis tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

77'

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to take the ball past Donny Hibbert but failed.

78'

Denholm Willis went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

79'

Tayler Winchester tried to hit a long ball forward but The ball ricocheted off Gladwyn Scrivener.

80'

Emil Bancroft had the chance to score from long range but he was under too much pressure from Harris Sparks .

81'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to sprint past Harris Sparks but Radclyffe Murgatroyd lost the ball to Harris Sparks's block tackle.

82'

Pete Jack tried to sprint past Darcy Batts but Darcy Batts nicked the ball from the toes of Pete Jack.

83'

Tayler Winchester played a wonderful ball for Harris Sparks, Harris Sparks latched onto the ball before Chuck Martel could reach it.

Harris Sparks tried to dribble past Gladwyn Scrivener but Gladwyn Scrivener nicked the ball from the toes of Harris Sparks.

84'

Pete Jack tried to sprint past Darcy Batts but it failed.

86'

Vinal Joiner directed the ball to Emery Clemens, Emery Clemens latched onto the ball before Gladwyn Scrivener could cut it out.

Emery Clemens crossed the ball high into the box, Chuck Martel couldn't reach it.

Benjamin Cole rose bravely above Coby Benjaminson to win the ball, then headed the ball clear.

88'

Emery Clemens made an attempt to move the ball forward but Pete Jack made it first to the ball and intercepted.

89'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to lob the ball forward but The ball was touched on by Harris Sparks.

91'

Emery Clemens passed the ball to Darcy Batts, Godfrey Wootton tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Whilst still some way from goal, Darcy Batts tried to lob the keeper but Pete Jack scrambled the ball away.

End Match Vlub de fuck 0 - 0 Newark united