Welcome to the match between Vlub de fuck and TrumpTheBest

3'

Dwight Sargent directed the ball to Nicholas Rush, Emil Bancroft failed to reach the ball.

Nicholas Rush tried to get past Radclyffe Murgatroyd but Radclyffe Murgatroyd robbed Nicholas Rush.

4'

A long ball was delivered by Chuck Martel, Josh Philips took possession of the ball before Tobin Avery could intercept.

Josh Philips attempted to lob the ball goalwards but Daniel Woodward cleared the ball to safety.

6'

Gareth Smalls lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

7'

Marlowe Shine could not stop Godfrey Wootton going past him.

Godfrey Wootton played a perfect pass for Benjamin Cole, Benjamin Cole latched onto the ball before Gareth Smalls could reach it.

Benjamin Cole tried to get onto the pass but it was intercepted by Daniel Woodward.

10'

Chuck Martel tried to twist past Gareth Smalls but Gareth Smalls succesfully won the ball from Chuck Martel.

11'

Gareth Smalls gave the corner straight to the opposition.

13'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd faked a pass then cut Dwight Sargent in a different direction.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to send in a float cross but Nicholas Rush got in the way of the ball.

15'

Gareth Smalls made a pass to Marlowe Shine, Marlowe Shine picked up on the ball before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Marlowe Shine easily got past the challenge of Pete Jack.

Dwight Sargent received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Marlowe Shine, Benjamin Cole failed to intercept the pass.

Dwight Sargent found himself in some space and chipped the ball goalwards. Leroi Carman approached too late to tackle him.

Good goalkeeping by Keir Cristiansen to block the shot with his body.

16'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd directed the ball nicely to Emil Bancroft, Emil Bancroft latched onto the ball before Nicholas Rush could reach it.

Emil Bancroft crossed the ball low , Dwight Sargent couldn't cut out the pass.

Pete Jack moved onto the ball and immediately chipped the ball goalwards, Daniel Woodward wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

But it was well wide of the goal ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

17'

Gareth Smalls made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Godfrey Wootton.

18'

Gareth Smalls played a perfect pass for Marlowe Shine, Marlowe Shine took it in his stride before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Marlowe Shine tried to take the ball past Pete Jack but Pete Jack took the ball away from Marlowe Shine.

20'

Pete Jack made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Marlowe Shine blocked it.

21'

Leroi Carman tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Tobin Avery intercepted the pass.

22'

Marlowe Shine tried to pass it long to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Pete Jack.

23'

Gareth Smalls tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

24'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to dart past Nicholas Rush but Nicholas Rush succesfully won the ball from Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

25'

Chuck Martel dribbled confidently past Grayson Vincent.

Chuck Martel crossed the ball low and hard, Tobin Avery tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Gladwyn Scrivener ran onto the ball and swiftly hit a fierce shot but Daniel Woodward threw himself in front of the shot.

26'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd lost the ball to Dwight Sargent's block tackle before Radclyffe Murgatroyd attempted to pass the ball.

27'

The corner was taken by Gareth Smalls towards the edge of the area.

Flakron Meco made an attacking header but Benjamin Cole headed the ball clear.

29'

Emil Bancroft tried to dribble past Gareth Smalls but Gareth Smalls block tackled Emil Bancroft.

30'

Chuck Martel sprinted to escape from Nicholas Rush.

Tobin Avery could not stop Chuck Martel going past him.

Chuck Martel got free in the penalty area and shot. Deforrest Midgley failed to charge down the shot.

But it went over the bar ... He should have kicked himself for missing what was such an easy chance.

31'

Pete Jack tried to feed the high ball but it was well intercepted by Gareth Smalls.

32'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to jink past Nicholas Rush but failed.

34'

Pete Jack tried to jink past Gareth Smalls but Pete Jack lost the ball to Gareth Smalls's block tackle.

35'

Chuck Martel tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Grayson Vincent showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

36'

The corner was taken by Ryley Alfredson towards the edge of the area.

Daniel Woodward won the aerial challenge against Leroi Carman, then headed the ball clear.

37'

Pete Jack had the strength to hold off Marlowe Shine.

Pete Jack stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but The ball bounced off Gareth Smalls.

38'

Pete Jack tried to take the ball past Gareth Smalls but Gareth Smalls took the ball away from Pete Jack.

39'

Pete Jack swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

40'

Grayson Vincent tried to play a long ball forward but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Gladwyn Scrivener.

43'

Gareth Smalls played a perfect pass for Marlowe Shine, Marlowe Shine picked up on the ball before Pete Jack could cut it out.

Marlowe Shine stepped away from Godfrey Wootton and bent the ball towards goal from 20 yards.

Keir Cristiansen managed to turn it behind.

44'

Leroi Carman played the ball long looking for a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Tobin Avery.

45'

Earl Bloxham replaced Grayson Vincent.

TrumpTheBest changed their tactics.

Horace Ruggles shook the hand of Dwight Sargent, who came off.

Marion Auttenberg finished his warm up and replaced Daniel Woodward.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd played a lovely ball for Emil Bancroft, Nicholas Rush couldn't reach it.

Emil Bancroft shot for the top corner from 20 yards. Horace Ruggles approached too late to tackle him.

But Emil Bancroft struck the ball wide ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teams went in for their half-time break which and we are all square. .Vlub de fuck had 58% possession in the match, while TrumpTheBest had 42%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Chuck Martel tried to jink past Tobin Avery but Tobin Avery won the ball from Chuck Martel.

47'

Chuck Martel took the ball past Earl Bloxham.

Chuck Martel stepped away from Tobin Avery and attempted a cheeky lob from 20 yards.

But Chuck Martel's shot was well wide as the wind swept it away from the goal ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

49'

Gareth Smalls played a pinpoint pass to Marlowe Shine, the ball was picked up by Marlowe Shine before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Marlowe Shine made a good pass to Gareth Smalls, Gareth Smalls trapped the ball nicely before Pete Jack could cut it out.

Gareth Smalls played a wonderful ball for Marlowe Shine, Godfrey Wootton missed his interception.

Marlowe Shine made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Leroi Carman.

51'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to take the ball past Nicholas Rush but his possession is lost through a tackle by Nicholas Rush.

52'

Earl Bloxham blasted a banana shot from long range but the shot cannoned off Chuck Martel.

55'

Gareth Smalls hit a speculative effort from 30 yards but the shot was blocked by Ryley Alfredson.

57'

Benjamin Cole tried to skip past Nicholas Rush but Nicholas Rush cleanly tackled the ball.

58'

Marion Auttenberg tried to get onto the pass but his possession was lost through a tackle by Gladwyn Scrivener.

59'

Earl Bloxham passed along the floor for Tobin Avery to pick it up, Tobin Avery latched onto the ball before Gladwyn Scrivener could reach it.

Chuck Martel went in with a successful block tackle on Tobin Avery before Tobin Avery attempted to deliver the ball.

61'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd shot a hopeful chance from long-range. Tobin Avery failed to block the shot.

The ball went sailing over the crossbar ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

65'

Gareth Smalls attempted a thunderous drive from 35 yards but Josh Philips cleared the ball from danger.

67'

Pete Jack tried to score from long range but he was tackled by Marlowe Shine.

68'

Earl Bloxham tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Gladwyn Scrivener.

69'

Leroi Carman lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

71'

Pete Jack tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but The ball came off Marlowe Shine.

74'

Emil Bancroft received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Radclyffe Murgatroyd, Emil Bancroft trapped the ball nicely before Nicholas Rush could reach it.

Emil Bancroft got up well to attempt a medium-range overhead kick but Horace Ruggles managed to block the shot.

75'

Chuck Martel delivered a long ball for Ryley Alfredson, the ball was picked up by Ryley Alfredson before Tobin Avery could reach it.

Ryley Alfredson looked certain to score but he was tackled by Marion Auttenberg.

76'

Emil Bancroft tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Nicholas Rush.

77'

Pete Jack played a wonderful ball for Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton latched onto the ball before Marlowe Shine could cut it out.

Godfrey Wootton lobbed it over the halfway line,Gareth Smalls missed his interception.

Deforrest Midgley climbed above Leroi Carman, then headed clear the danger.

79'

Godfrey Wootton passed along the floor for Josh Philips to pick it up, the ball was picked up by Josh Philips before Marlowe Shine could reach it.

Gareth Smalls went in with a successful block tackle on Josh Philips before Josh Philips tried to get onto the pass.

81'

Pete Jack directed the ball to Godfrey Wootton, Marlowe Shine couldn't cut it.

Godfrey Wootton tried to sprint past Gareth Smalls but his possession is lost through a tackle by Gareth Smalls.

83'

Pete Jack tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Gareth Smalls came close and blocked it.

85'

Pete Jack tried to skip past the challenge of Marlowe Shine but Marlowe Shine won the ball from Pete Jack.

86'

Marion Auttenberg made a good pass to Gareth Smalls, Josh Philips stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Gareth Smalls tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Godfrey Wootton.

87'

Chuck Martel received a yellow card.

Chuck Martel fed the ball forward to Gladwyn Scrivener, Gladwyn Scrivener took it in his stride before Tobin Avery could intercept.

Gladwyn Scrivener dribbled past Earl Bloxham.

Gladwyn Scrivener was in the clear.

Gladwyn Scrivener found himself in the clear with just Nash Tinker to beat, sidestepped the keeper, and was left with a simple finish. Gladwyn Scrivener scored after a nice move !!!

Vlub de fuck 1 - 0 TrumpTheBest

88'

Godfrey Wootton sprinted to escape from Gareth Smalls.

Godfrey Wootton tried to feed the high ball but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Marlowe Shine.

90'

Marlowe Shine hit the ball forward to Nicholas Rush, Nicholas Rush took it in his stride before Emil Bancroft could reach it.

Nicholas Rush played a great ball for Tobin Avery, Godfrey Wootton stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Tobin Avery tried to play it past Pete Jack but Pete Jack succesfully won the ball from Tobin Avery.

91'

Chuck Martel took the ball past Earl Bloxham.

Whilst still some way from goal, Chuck Martel tried to lob the keeper. Tobin Avery approached too late to clear the danger.

It went close from Chuck Martel ... A wasted opportunity.

92'

Poor corner kick delivered by Gareth Smalls that went straight to the opposition.

93'

Pete Jack played a perfect pass for Godfrey Wootton, Marlowe Shine missed his interception.

Godfrey Wootton made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Gareth Smalls.

94'

Emil Bancroft moved the ball forward for Radclyffe Murgatroyd, Horace Ruggles stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd made a pass to Emil Bancroft, Emil Bancroft trapped the ball nicely before Nicholas Rush could reach it.

Emil Bancroft took the ball past Horace Ruggles.

Emil Bancroft got clean through on goal.

Emil Bancroft got into a one on one situation with Nash Tinker and struck it low but Nash Tinker got himself in front of the shot.

95'

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

End Match Vlub de fuck 1 - 0 TrumpTheBest