Welcome to the match between Club de fuck and Buffalo Bills

1'

Nigellus Mayes hit the ball forward to Andie Sherburne, Andie Sherburne trapped the ball nicely before Evelyn Read could cut it out.

Andie Sherburne got past Ashley Belcher with ease.

Andie Sherburne struck from a narrow angle but Denny Tobias blocked the shot.

2'

Grier Dukeson tried to twist past Tel Malone but Tel Malone robbed Grier Dukeson.

3'

Herman Martel had the pace to beat Tennyson Blackwood.

Herman Martel crossed the ball high over Grier Dukeson into the box.

Garnett Horsfall got to the ball before Isidore Thacker, then had a header for a goal.

Julius Brams was well positioned and untroubled by the shot.

4'

Zak Brasher attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but Crispian Byrd made a great interception.

8'

Tennyson Blackwood sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

9'

Andie Sherburne played a wonderful ball for Grier Dukeson, Bailey Cristianson stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Grier Dukeson made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball struck Herman Martel.

10'

Nigellus Mayes tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Bailey Cristianson.

12'

Herman Martel tried to skip past the challenge of Tennyson Blackwood but failed.

13'

Andie Sherburne tried to play a long ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Ashley Belcher.

15'

Pass by Evelyn Read to Ashley Belcher, Ashley Belcher trapped the ball nicely before Woody Carter could cut it out.

Ashley Belcher shot for the top corner from 20 yards. Andie Sherburne wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

But Ashley Belcher put it just over ... He buried his face in his hands.

16'

Crispian Byrd tried to knock a long ball forward but Zak Brasher intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

18'

Hiram Bateson tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

19'

Crispian Byrd tried to skip past Zak Brasher but Zak Brasher didn't allow.

20'

Garnett Horsfall tried an in-swinging corner.

Tel Malone got to the ball before Corwin Tennison, then nodded the ball forward.

Despite the angle, Garnett Horsfall flicked it goalwards but Isidore Thacker made the clearance.

21'

Evelyn Read tried to take the ball past Andie Sherburne but Evelyn Read lost the ball to Andie Sherburne.

23'

Nigellus Mayes tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

24'

Tel Malone tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

25'

Grosvenor Paget evaded the challenge of Hilary Phillips and tried to curl one in from long range.

But Grosvenor Paget sent the ball well over the bar ... It was a shocking miss.

27'

Grosvenor Paget whipped in the freekick. However, the ball drifted wide of the goal by Grosvenor Paget.

28'

Ashley Belcher tried to twist past Andie Sherburne but Andie Sherburne nicked the ball from the toes of Ashley Belcher.

29'

The referee showed Grier Dukeson a yellow card.

Crispian Byrd attempted to chip the ball forward but Grosvenor Paget intercepted but couldn't control.

30'

Crispian Byrd played a pinpoint pass to Hilary Phillips, Hilary Phillips took it in his stride before Zak Brasher could cut it out.

Hilary Phillips knocked a lovely ball for Crispian Byrd, Grosvenor Paget failed to reach the ball.

Crispian Byrd shot for the top corner from 20 yards but Zak Brasher cleared the ball from danger.

31'

Andie Sherburne took the ball past Ashley Belcher.

Andie Sherburne attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but Evelyn Read cut it out.

32'

Grosvenor Paget made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Andie Sherburne.

33'

Woody Carter tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

34'

Evelyn Read took the ball past Woody Carter.

Block tackle from Andie Sherburne, easily dispossessing Evelyn Read before Evelyn Read could pass the ball.

35'

Hilary Phillips tried to dribble past Ashley Belcher but Ashley Belcher denied.

37'

Andie Sherburne stepped away from Ashley Belcher and shot a knuckle shot from 30 yards.

But Andie Sherburne scooped it well over the crossbar ... It was a poor effort from Andie Sherburne. He was lacking match sharpness.

38'

Hilary Phillips lobbed it forward to Nigellus Mayes, Ashley Belcher stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Andie Sherburne received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Nigellus Mayes, the ball was picked up by Andie Sherburne before Hiram Bateson could cut it out.

Andie Sherburne found a perfect spot and had a go on goal. Denny Tobias couldn't reach it.

the ball went into the net despite of Barnaby Jepson's attempts to clear the ball away. ... Vintage strike from Andie Sherburne !!! GOAL!!! ... He was outstretching both arms and running around, changing the angle of his arms while mimicking an airplane !

Club de fuck 0 - 1 Buffalo Bills

39'

Herman Martel passed the ball perfectly to Bailey Cristianson, Tennyson Blackwood couldn't reach it.

Bailey Cristianson blasted a banana shot from outside of the area. Grier Dukeson approached too late to clear the danger.

But Bailey Cristianson blazed it over the bar ... It was a poor miss from Bailey Cristianson. He looked like he was short of match practice.

42'

Crispian Byrd played a high ball looking for Lou Harrell to run onto it, Lou Harrell took an excellent first touch before Zak Brasher could cut it out.

Lou Harrell was able to make space and tried an optimistic effort at goal. Denny Tobias couldn't reach it.

The ball went past Barnaby Jepson in the back of the net ... Vintage strike from Lou Harrell !!! GOAL!!! ... He raised a finger to his lips ! He had silenced the opposition fans

Club de fuck 0 - 2 Buffalo Bills

43'

Grier Dukeson attempted to play a long ball but Garnett Horsfall found himself in the way of the ball.

44'

Crispian Byrd tried to move the ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Hiram Bateson.

45'

Evelyn Read tried to curl one in from long range. Woody Carter failed to block the shot.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... It was an epic miss.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teams went in for their half-time break which Club de fuck were unfortunate to go in behind.Club de fuck maintained 47% of possession and 53% for Buffalo Bills. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Evelyn Read tried to get onto the pass but Woody Carter blocked it.

47'

Evelyn Read made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but The ball came off Woody Carter.

53'

Hilary Phillips tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Bailey Cristianson made it first to the ball and intercepted.

54'

Ashley Belcher tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Andie Sherburne.

55'

Evelyn Read tried to twist past Woody Carter but his possession is lost through a tackle by Woody Carter.

56'

Poor corner kick by Grosvenor Paget. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

57'

Andie Sherburne fed the ball forward to Woody Carter, Garnett Horsfall couldn't cut it.

Woody Carter took the ball past Ashley Belcher.

Woody Carter shot with an overhead kick but Hiram Bateson threw himself in front of the shot.

58'

Andie Sherburne powered past Evelyn Read!.

Andie Sherburne darted past Ashley Belcher.

Andie Sherburne hit a crashing drive from a distance but Evelyn Read cleared the ball from danger.

59'

Poor corner kick by Grosvenor Paget. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

61'

Ashley Belcher tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Woody Carter.

62'

Grosvenor Paget shot a hopeful chance from long-range but Crispian Byrd cleared the ball to safety.

63'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Isidore Thacker.

64'

Bailey Cristianson tried to dribble past Tennyson Blackwood but Tennyson Blackwood dispossessed Bailey Cristianson.

66'

Hiram Bateson tried to test the keeper from the freekick. Julius Brams pushed it away.

67'

Evelyn Read tried to pass it long to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Woody Carter.

68'

Nigellus Mayes played a wonderful ball for Andie Sherburne, the ball was picked up by Andie Sherburne before Garnett Horsfall could cut it out.

Andie Sherburne directed the ball to Lou Harrell, the ball was picked up by Lou Harrell before Ashley Belcher could intercept.

Lou Harrell drove the ball at goal but the shot cannoned off Hiram Bateson.

70'

Grosvenor Paget tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Crispian Byrd had no problem in intercepting the ball.

71'

Evelyn Read lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

73'

Bailey Cristianson was shown a yellow card.

74'

Poor corner kick delivered by Hiram Bateson that went straight to the opposition.

76'

Crispian Byrd made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but his possession was lost through a tackle by Zak Brasher.

78'

Pass by Grosvenor Paget to Tel Malone, Grier Dukeson failed to reach the ball.

Tel Malone crossed the halfway line with the ball , Hilary Phillips failed to reach the ball.

Garnett Horsfall aimed a one touch pass to his right. Isidore Thacker missed his interception.

Denny Tobias shot! but Corwin Tennison scrambled the ball away.

80'

Andie Sherburne attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Evelyn Read.

82'

Grier Dukeson made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but Grosvenor Paget intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

83'

Crispian Byrd could not stop a confident Grosvenor Paget going past him.

Grosvenor Paget attempted a cheeky lob from 20 yards but Hilary Phillips scrambled the ball away.

84'

Zak Brasher hit the ball forward to Grosvenor Paget, Grosvenor Paget picked up on the ball before Hilary Phillips could reach it.

Grosvenor Paget delivered a float cross, Crispian Byrd failed to reach the ball.

Corwin Tennison got above Evelyn Read to win the ball, then used his head to clear the ball.

85'

Isidore Thacker had a crack from the freekick. Unfortunately it was just over the bar.

87'

Andie Sherburne hit the ball from long range but Ashley Belcher made the clearance.

89'

The referee showed Nigellus Mayes a yellow card.

Evelyn Read tried to sprint past Woody Carter but his possession is lost through a tackle by Woody Carter.

90'

Tel Malone tried to use his skill to go past Woody Carter but Woody Carter blocked Tel Malone.

92'

Woody Carter attempted to lift the ball forward but Grosvenor Paget coolly intercepted the pass.

93'

Grier Dukeson faked a pass then cut Ashley Belcher in a different direction.

Grier Dukeson failed in his attempt to skip past Evelyn Read.

94'

Corner taken by Herman Martel and cut out by the opposition.

95'

Andie Sherburne took the ball past Ashley Belcher.

Woody Carter picked up Andie Sherburne's excellent ball, Evelyn Read missed his interception.

Woody Carter laid it forward to Tennyson Blackwood, the ball was picked up by Tennyson Blackwood before Ashley Belcher could intercept.

Tennyson Blackwood moved the ball forward for Andie Sherburne, Hiram Bateson couldn't reach it.

Andie Sherburne found a perfect spot and fired in a curving shot at goal. Denny Tobias failed to block the shot.

The ball went clean over the bar ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

End Match Club de fuck 0 - 2 Buffalo Bills