Welcome to the match between Fcukukrajine and Club de fuck

1'

Tel Malone hit the ball high towards Garnett Horsfall in the area, Garnett Horsfall brought the ball under control superbly before Keaton Peterson could reach it.

Garnett Horsfall made space for himself and fired off a shot. Dexter Endicott approached too late to block it.

Fulk Harman blocked the shot.

3'

Elroy Tyler received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Dwayne Haight, Zak Brasher couldn't cut out the pass.

Elroy Tyler tried to deliver a float cross but Grosvenor Paget closed in and intercepted the ball.

5'

Keaton Peterson directed the ball to Dexter Endicott, Dexter Endicott trapped the ball nicely before Ashley Belcher could intercept.

Dexter Endicott tried his luck with a medium range chip but Evelyn Read cleared the ball.

8'

Herman Martel skipped easily past Rastus Adcock.

Herman Martel tried to deliver the ball in from wide but he misjudged the cross as he was under pressure from Blake Hurst.

9'

Evelyn Read attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but The ball cannoned off Keaton Peterson.

10'

Dwayne Haight tried to skip past Ashley Belcher but Dwayne Haight lost out to Ashley Belcher.

11'

Grosvenor Paget tried to dart past Carey Pope but Grosvenor Paget lost out to Carey Pope.

12'

Dwayne Haight tried to use his skill to go past Grosvenor Paget but Dwayne Haight lost the ball to Grosvenor Paget.

13'

Blake Hurst dribbled past Bailey Cristianson.

Blake Hurst put a low cross in to the far post, Herman Martel tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Deacon Bailey ran onto the ball and hurriedly shot on the ball past Hiram Bateson.

Barnaby Jepson strayed off his line ... Deacon Bailey scored. It was a fantastic move and finish !!! ... He danced around the corner flag with his teammates !

Fcukukrajine 1 - 0 Club de fuck

15'

Dexter Endicott tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Ashley Belcher.

16'

Ashley Belcher executed a block tackle on Dwayne Haight before Dwayne Haight tried to get onto the pass.

17'

Elroy Tyler sprinted past Grosvenor Paget.

Zak Brasher could not stop Elroy Tyler going past him.

Elroy Tyler tried to move the ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Hiram Bateson.

18'

Elroy Tyler received a yellow card.

Grosvenor Paget made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Carey Pope.

19'

Blake Hurst tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but Bailey Cristianson came close and blocked it.

20'

Herman Martel took the ball past Rastus Adcock.

Herman Martel swung in a float cross, Blake Hurst couldn't cut out the pass.

Hiram Bateson got above Dexter Endicott to win the ball, then headed it to the goal.

Brilliant saved by Fulk Harman.

21'

Carey Pope sent in the freekick. The ball missed to the right of the goal.

24'

Blake Hurst tried to twist past Zak Brasher but Zak Brasher blocked Blake Hurst.

25'

Elroy Tyler had the strength to hold off Ashley Belcher.

Elroy Tyler passed along the floor for Deacon Bailey to pick it up, Evelyn Read stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Deacon Bailey struck it! but Denny Tobias managed to block the shot.

26'

Hiram Bateson's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

27'

Evelyn Read was shown a yellow card.

28'

Grosvenor Paget tried to twist past Carey Pope but failed.

29'

Dwayne Haight attempted to lift the ball forward but Evelyn Read closed in and intercepted the ball.

30'

Dwayne Haight had shrugged off the challenge of Grosvenor Paget and tried his luck from 30 yards.

But Dwayne Haight put it high and wide ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

31'

Dwayne Haight tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Ashley Belcher.

32'

Dwayne Haight tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Ashley Belcher did well to pick out and intercept that pass.

33'

The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Herman Martel.

34'

Dwayne Haight took the corner kick but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

35'

Evelyn Read played a perfect pass for Ashley Belcher, Keaton Peterson tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Ashley Belcher tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Dwayne Haight.

37'

Garnett Horsfall received a yellow card.

Blake Hurst hit a crashing drive past Bailey Cristianson from 35 yards.

But Blake Hurst struck the ball wide ... It was a shocking miss.

38'

Keaton Peterson sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

39'

Blake Hurst knocked a long ball,Bailey Cristianson stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Dwayne Haight moved onto the ball and immediately smashed in low but Hiram Bateson removed the danger.

40'

Dwayne Haight tried to dribble past Bailey Cristianson but Dwayne Haight lost out to Bailey Cristianson.

42'

Elroy Tyler shot a hopeful chance from long-range. Zak Brasher approached too late to block it.

But Elroy Tyler effort went inches wide ... He buried his face in his hands.

44'

Tel Malone attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but Keaton Peterson had no problem in intercepting the ball.

45'

Keaton Peterson struck a long range piledriver!. Ashley Belcher approached too late to tackle him.

But Keaton Peterson put it wide of the goal ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teams went in for their half-time break which Fcukukrajine took the lead.Fcukukrajine had 59% possession in the match, while Club de fuck had 41%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

48'

Grosvenor Paget moved the ball forward for Zak Brasher, Zak Brasher took it in his stride before Carey Pope could intercept.

Zak Brasher attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but Elroy Tyler coolly intercepted the pass.

49'

Rastus Adcock skipped easily past Bailey Cristianson.

Rastus Adcock took the ball past Herman Martel.

Rastus Adcock shot with a bicycle kick but Hiram Bateson hoofed the ball clear.

50'

Ashley Belcher made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Keaton Peterson.

51'

Dwayne Haight passed the ball to Keaton Peterson, the ball was picked up by Keaton Peterson before Evelyn Read could cut it out.

Keaton Peterson passed the ball perfectly to Deacon Bailey, Ashley Belcher couldn't cut it.

Deacon Bailey found himself with plenty of time and unleashed a fierce drive high at goal. Denny Tobias didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Barnaby Jepson was caught in no man's land ... A great goal from a fine move by Deacon Bailey !!! ... He was delighted !

Fcukukrajine 2 - 0 Club de fuck

52'

Dwayne Haight tried to dribble past Ashley Belcher but Ashley Belcher blocked Dwayne Haight.

54'

Dwayne Haight directed the ball nicely to Keaton Peterson, Ashley Belcher couldn't reach it.

Keaton Peterson tried to pass the ball forward but The ball struck Evelyn Read.

55'

Elroy Tyler passed the ball to Carey Pope, Carey Pope picked up on the ball before Zak Brasher could cut it out.

Carey Pope did his best to get the ball into the area but Grosvenor Paget cut it out.

56'

Herman Martel tried to pass the ball forward but Rastus Adcock read the game well to intercept the ball.

57'

Dwayne Haight moved the ball forward for Keaton Peterson, Keaton Peterson trapped the ball nicely before Ashley Belcher could reach it.

Keaton Peterson tried his luck with a long range chip but Evelyn Read scrambled the ball away.

59'

Zak Brasher dribbled past Carey Pope.

Zak Brasher evaded the challenge of Elroy Tyler and fired off a long shot.

However, the ball drifted wide of the goal by Zak Brasher ... It was a poor miss from Zak Brasher. He looked like he was short of match practice.

60'

Blake Hurst skipped easily past Herman Martel.

Blake Hurst sprinted to escape from Bailey Cristianson.

Blake Hurst looked destined to score from medium range but Herman Martel made an excellent last ditch tackle!.

61'

Grosvenor Paget tried to twist past Carey Pope but Grosvenor Paget lost the ball to Carey Pope's block tackle.

62'

That was a trademark freekick from Deacon Bailey. Barnaby Jepson was too slow in reaction. ...

Fcukukrajine 3 - 0 Club de fuck

63'

Hiram Bateson tried for goal from the freekick. Fulk Harman did well to tip it wide.

64'

Dwayne Haight made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but Ashley Belcher intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

65'

Grosvenor Paget stepped up to take the freekick. But he hit it not high enough to get over the wall.

66'

Blake Hurst had shrugged off the challenge of Bailey Cristianson and tried an audacious shot on goal from 30 yards.

But Blake Hurst put it wide ... It was a terrible miss.

68'

Grosvenor Paget played a great ball for Zak Brasher, Zak Brasher trapped the ball nicely before Carey Pope could reach it.

Zak Brasher tried to sprint past Elroy Tyler but Zak Brasher lost the ball to Elroy Tyler.

69'

Dwayne Haight fired off a long shot. Ashley Belcher failed to block the shot.

Brilliant saved by Barnaby Jepson.

70'

Herman Martel swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

72'

Evelyn Read made an attempt to pass the ball forward but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Keaton Peterson.

75'

Elroy Tyler played a perfect pass for Carey Pope, Zak Brasher stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Carey Pope delivered the ball in from wide, Grosvenor Paget failed to intercept the pass.

Diving header at goal from Milford Huddleson, Hiram Bateson approached too late to head the ball clear.

It went just wide by Milford Huddleson ... He should never have missed that one.

76'

Corner taken by Garnett Horsfall and cut out by the opposition.

77'

Blake Hurst aimed the corner for the near post.

Denny Tobias beat Cosmo Williams to the ball, then headed the ball to safety.

78'

Dwayne Haight played the ball to Elroy Tyler's feet, Elroy Tyler took it in his stride before Grosvenor Paget could reach it.

Elroy Tyler supplied a low cross, Zak Brasher missed his interception.

Milford Huddleson moved onto the ball and quickly struck it at goal , Denny Tobias failed to charge down the shot.

Barnaby Jepson was very disappointed to be beaten at his near post ... Milford Huddleson scored. Super finish !!! ... He dived onto the grass with arms and legs outstretched !

Fcukukrajine 4 - 0 Club de fuck

79'

Yellow card shown to Keaton Peterson.

80'

Ashley Belcher hit the ball forward to Evelyn Read, Evelyn Read took it in his stride before Keaton Peterson could intercept.

Evelyn Read directed the ball nicely to Herman Martel, Herman Martel latched onto the ball before Dwayne Haight could reach it.

Herman Martel found himself in some space and had an effort at goal. Dexter Endicott didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Fulk Harman saved and deflected the ball clear.

81'

Evelyn Read hit it high over the halfway line,Dwayne Haight couldn't cut it.

Garnett Horsfall got to the ball ahead of Dexter Endicott, then hit the ball with his head toward the goal.

It went just wide by Garnett Horsfall ... It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net.

83'

Grosvenor Paget jinked confidently past Elroy Tyler.

Grosvenor Paget put some curve on the shot from distance. Carey Pope approached too late to block it.

Held by Fulk Harman.

84'

Elroy Tyler made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under too much pressure from Zak Brasher.

85'

Keaton Peterson aimed the corner at the far post.

Cosmo Williams got above Denny Tobias to win the ball, then attempted a looping header at goal.

Barnaby Jepson did not get back in time to reach it ... Cosmo Williams scored an excellent goal !!! ... He performed a backflip !!

Fcukukrajine 5 - 0 Club de fuck

87'

Evelyn Read tried to pass it long to a team-mate but it was well intercepted by Keaton Peterson.

89'

Hiram Bateson faked a pass then cut Rastus Adcock in a different direction.

Hiram Bateson tried to deliver the ball in from wide but it was intercepted by Blake Hurst.

90'

Evelyn Read tried to get past Keaton Peterson but Evelyn Read lost out to Keaton Peterson.

91'

Deacon Bailey attempted a thunderous drive from 35 yards. Garnett Horsfall wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Barnaby Jepson was well positioned and untroubled by the shot.

92'

Dexter Endicott lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

End Match Fcukukrajine 5 - 0 Club de fuck