Welcome to the match between MAN--UNITED and 无聊诈尸

1'

Eli Buckley dribbled past Bart Traverse.

Eli Buckley tried to jink past Orel Kassmeyer but Orel Kassmeyer cleanly tackled the ball.

2'

Benen Hanigan hit a speculative effort from 30 yards. Xiaohong Zhong failed to charge down the shot.

Gerigl Tari could only parry it.

3'

Valbergur Hallfreðsson whipped in the corner.

Tarasios Chontos got free in the penalty area and aimed for the top corner. Zlatan Grigorov couldn't reach it.

the ball went into the net despite of Peng Peng's attempts to clear the ball away. ... Tarasios Chontos finished a fine move. GOAL!!! ... He enjoyed that one !

MAN--UNITED 1 - 0 无聊诈尸

4'

Phaibun Thonglao swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

5'

Orel Kassmeyer went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

7'

Bart Traverse lobbed it over the halfway line,Ekkarak Bunkum couldn't cut it.

Qanit Sabet got above Sern Laugeson to win the ball, then headed the ball forward.

Ayuba Amueke stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Tahar Baya.

9'

Benen Hanigan took the corner.

Ayuba Amueke got to the ball before Sern Laugeson, then made an attacking header.

But Ayuba Amueke put it well wide ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

10'

Ayuba Amueke's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

12'

Tahar Baya chipped it forward to Tarasios Chontos, Phaibun Thonglao couldn't cut out the pass.

Tarasios Chontos tried to get past Zlatan Grigorov but Zlatan Grigorov succesfully won the ball from Tarasios Chontos.

13'

Phaibun Thonglao passed the ball perfectly to Benen Hanigan, Ekkarak Bunkum stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Benen Hanigan fired off a medium-ranged shot. Xiangzhi Su failed to block the shot.

But Benen Hanigan put it just over ... He dropped to his knees.

14'

Torkild Poertner took the ball past Xiaohong Zhong.

Torkild Poertner tried to play a long ball forward but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Eli Buckley .

16'

Bart Traverse had the pace to beat Valbergur Hallfreðsson .

Bart Traverse skipped easily past the challenge of Amatefe Agbeko.

Bart Traverse looked certain to score but he was closed down well by Sern Laugeson.

17'

Torkild Poertner had the pace to beat Xiaohong Zhong.

Torkild Poertner powered past Eli Buckley !.

Torkild Poertner played a pinpoint pass to Ayuba Amueke, Ayuba Amueke latched onto the ball before Sern Laugeson could reach it.

Ayuba Amueke made an attempt to move the ball forward but Tahar Baya showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

18'

Valbergur Hallfreðsson hit a speculative effort from 30 yards but Cirino Villalobos hoofed the ball clear.

19'

Amatefe Agbeko tried to pass it high to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Bart Traverse.

20'

Cirino Villalobos block tackled Valbergur Hallfreðsson before Valbergur Hallfreðsson tried to pass the ball.

21'

Xiaohong Zhong tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Torkild Poertner.

22'

Torkild Poertner skipped past the challenge of Ekkarak Bunkum .

Torkild Poertner got the float cross in from the wing, Xiaohong Zhong couldn't cut it.

Qanit Sabet tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Tahar Baya blocked it.

24'

Benen Hanigan made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but The ball cannoned off Ekkarak Bunkum .

25'

Torkild Poertner spotted Qanit Sabet in the area and chipped the ball in, Qanit Sabet brought the ball down well before Xiaohong Zhong could reach it.

Qanit Sabet laid it forward to Ayuba Amueke, Ayuba Amueke picked up on the ball before Sern Laugeson could cut it out.

Tahar Baya executed a block tackle on Ayuba Amueke before Ayuba Amueke attempted to pass the ball.

26'

Benen Hanigan's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

27'

Phaibun Thonglao passed the ball perfectly to Benen Hanigan, Ekkarak Bunkum couldn't cut out the pass.

Benen Hanigan powered past Xiangzhi Su!.

Benen Hanigan had a crack at goal. Sern Laugeson wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Gerigl Tari did fantastically well to save and hold the ball.

28'

Phaibun Thonglao played a pinpoint pass to Benen Hanigan, Benen Hanigan latched onto the ball before Ekkarak Bunkum could intercept.

Benen Hanigan tried a banana shot from distance!. Xiangzhi Su failed to block the shot.

The ball went high into the stand behind the goal ... It was a wasted opportunity.

29'

Phaibun Thonglao made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Ekkarak Bunkum .

30'

Ernest Kochański replaced Xiaohong Zhong.

Sern Laugeson headed off the pitch to be replaced by Maj Močivnik.

MAN--UNITED changed their tactics.

Xiangzhi Su left the pitch to be replaced by Gaspard Linville .

Ekkarak Bunkum tried to pass it high to a team-mate but Benen Hanigan found himself in the way of the ball.

33'

Eli Buckley played the ball to Ernest Kochański's feet, Torkild Poertner tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Ernest Kochański sent in a float cross, Orel Kassmeyer couldn't cut out the pass.

Gunavata Raje had the beating in the air of Ayuba Amueke, then hit the ball with his head toward the goal.

Peng Peng beat the ball away.

34'

Gaspard Linville tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but his possession was lost through a tackle by Benen Hanigan.

35'

Amatefe Agbeko tried to play a long ball but Benen Hanigan made a great interception.

39'

Ekkarak Bunkum attempted to lob the ball forward but his possession was lost through a tackle by Cirino Villalobos.

40'

Amatefe Agbeko was outpaced by Torkild Poertner.

Torkild Poertner got past Ernest Kochański with ease.

Torkild Poertner passed along the floor for Orel Kassmeyer to pick it up, the ball was picked up by Orel Kassmeyer before Maj Močivnik could reach it.

Orel Kassmeyer made space for himself and fired off a shot. Tahar Baya didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Gerigl Tari managed to get himself between the ball and the goal.

41'

Valbergur Hallfreðsson aimed the corner for the near post.

Tahar Baya got to the ball ahead of Zlatan Grigorov, then attempted a looping header at goal.

But Tahar Baya put it narrowly over ... He dropped to his knees.

42'

Ekkarak Bunkum attempted to play a long ball but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Benen Hanigan.

43'

Torkild Poertner dribbled confidently past Ernest Kochański.

Torkild Poertner evaded the challenge of Eli Buckley and struck the ball from 20 yards toward the goal.

Gerigl Tari tipped the ball round the post.

44'

Eli Buckley showed Torkild Poertner a clean set of heels.

Eli Buckley powered past Orel Kassmeyer!.

Eli Buckley tried to get the cross in but The ball was touched on by Torkild Poertner.

45'

Phaibun Thonglao fed the high ball through to Shidong Zhuo, Gaspard Linville stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Shidong Zhuo directed the ball past Tahar Baya to Orel Kassmeyer.

Orel Kassmeyer knocked a lovely ball for Bart Traverse, Bart Traverse picked up on the ball before Maj Močivnik could reach it.

Bart Traverse tried to dribble past Tahar Baya but Tahar Baya cleanly tackled the ball.

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46'

Orel Kassmeyer played a perfect pass for Qanit Sabet, Ernest Kochański couldn't reach it.

Qanit Sabet dribbled past Eli Buckley .

Qanit Sabet sent the ball flying towards goal from distance but Ernest Kochański made the clearance.

47'

The referee showed Valbergur Hallfreðsson a yellow card.

Gunavata Raje had a crack at goal from the freekick. But Gunavata Raje blazed it over the bar.

48'

Bart Traverse tried to take the ball past Amatefe Agbeko but it failed.

49'

Phaibun Thonglao tried to lob the ball forward but Gaspard Linville found himself in the way of the ball.

50'

Bart Traverse swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

51'

Bart Traverse ran up to take the corner.

Tahar Baya beat Shidong Zhuo to the ball and the ball was cleared.

52'

Qanit Sabet was pressed by Ernest Kochański but he evaded the challenge and tried an audacious shot on goal from 30 yards.

It went just wide by Qanit Sabet ... He should have scored.

54'

The corner was taken by Valbergur Hallfreðsson towards the edge of the area.

Gunavata Raje jumped above Ayuba Amueke, then flicked the ball forward.

Maj Močivnik found himself with plenty of time and shot. Zlatan Grigorov approached too late to tackle him.

The ball missed to the right of the goal ... It was a wasted opportunity.

55'

Orel Kassmeyer tried to take the ball past Ernest Kochański but Orel Kassmeyer lost the ball to Ernest Kochański.

56'

Maj Močivnik could not stop Bart Traverse going past him.

Bart Traverse took the ball past Amatefe Agbeko.

Bart Traverse tried to lob the ball at goal but Tahar Baya threw himself in front of the shot.

57'

Phaibun Thonglao lofted the ball into the opposing half of the field,Gaspard Linville stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Tahar Baya got above Zlatan Grigorov to win the ball, then headed the ball to safety.

58'

Bart Traverse got past Amatefe Agbeko with ease.

Bart Traverse delivered a low cross, Valbergur Hallfreðsson couldn't cut it.

Zlatan Grigorov moved onto the ball and immediately chipped the ball goalwards but Maj Močivnik scrambled the ball away.

59'

Benen Hanigan was outpaced by Ekkarak Bunkum .

Ekkarak Bunkum tried to pass the ball forward but Phaibun Thonglao came close and blocked it.

60'

Enjian Huangfu received some final instructions and came on for Peng Peng.

Funa Wan replaced Ayuba Amueke.

Tuaivi Falaniko received some final instructions and came on for Phaibun Thonglao .

Cirino Villalobos got past Gaspard Linville with ease.

Cirino Villalobos passed along the floor for Tuaivi Falaniko to pick it up, Ekkarak Bunkum tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Vicious shot by Tuaivi Falaniko for the top corner but Tahar Baya blocked the shot.

61'

Amatefe Agbeko received a yellow card.

Torkild Poertner tried to twist past Ernest Kochański but Ernest Kochański won the ball from Torkild Poertner.

63'

Cirino Villalobos got past Amatefe Agbeko with ease.

Cirino Villalobos faked a shot before cutting Valbergur Hallfreðsson in a different direction.

Cirino Villalobos made an attempt to move the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Tahar Baya.

66'

Ekkarak Bunkum tried to twist past Tuaivi Falaniko but Tuaivi Falaniko succesfully won the ball from Ekkarak Bunkum .

67'

Tuaivi Falaniko played a wonderful ball for Benen Hanigan, Gaspard Linville failed to intercept the pass.

Benen Hanigan stepped away from Ekkarak Bunkum and smashed the ball towards the top corner from distance.

Gerigl Tari watched it sail harmlessly over ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

68'

Gaspard Linville used his skill to go past Benen Hanigan.

Gaspard Linville played the ball to Tarasios Chontos's feet, Tarasios Chontos trapped the ball nicely before Tuaivi Falaniko could intercept.

Tarasios Chontos played a great ball for Gunavata Raje, Gunavata Raje trapped the ball nicely before Zlatan Grigorov could cut it out.

Gunavata Raje made space for himself and shot for the top corner. Funa Wan wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Enjian Huangfu turned the ball behind.

69'

Ekkarak Bunkum attempted to chip the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Tuaivi Falaniko.

70'

Bart Traverse attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Amatefe Agbeko.

72'

Zlatan Grigorov tried to use his skill to go past Eli Buckley but Eli Buckley dispossessed Zlatan Grigorov.

73'

Torkild Poertner had the strength to hold off Eli Buckley .

A float cross was delivered by Torkild Poertner, Ernest Kochański stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Shidong Zhuo rose bravely above Maj Močivnik to win the ball, then flicked the ball forward.

Zlatan Grigorov struck it at goal! but Tahar Baya threw himself in front of the shot.

74'

Gunavata Raje picked up Ekkarak Bunkum 's long ball, Tuaivi Falaniko couldn't cut it.

Gunavata Raje tried to take the ball past Zlatan Grigorov but Gunavata Raje lost out to Zlatan Grigorov.

75'

Ekkarak Bunkum lifted the ball forward for Gunavata Raje, Gunavata Raje controlled the ball when bringing it down before Tuaivi Falaniko could cut it out.

Gunavata Raje tried to dribble past Zlatan Grigorov but Zlatan Grigorov robbed Gunavata Raje.

76'

Tarasios Chontos played a high ball forward for Gaspard Linville to run onto, Gaspard Linville took an excellent first touch before Benen Hanigan could reach it.

Gaspard Linville lost his man and found himself with plenty of room and struck it. Zlatan Grigorov couldn't reach it.

But Gaspard Linville put it narrowly over ... It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net.

77'

Poor corner kick by Valbergur Hallfreðsson . He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

78'

Gaspard Linville tried to feed the high ball but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Benen Hanigan.

79'

Ekkarak Bunkum dribbled past Benen Hanigan.

Ekkarak Bunkum got past Tuaivi Falaniko with ease.

A spectacular looking overhead kick from Ekkarak Bunkum . Funa Wan approached too late to clear the danger.

Enjian Huangfu tried to save but he fumbled the ball! ... Ekkarak Bunkum scored a fantastic goal !!! ... He danced around the corner flag with his teammates !

MAN--UNITED 2 - 0 无聊诈尸

80'

Tuaivi Falaniko tried to chip the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Ernest Kochański.

83'

Torkild Poertner showed Ernest Kochański a clean set of heels.

Torkild Poertner squared the ball from the wing, Eli Buckley missed his interception.

Shidong Zhuo moved onto the ball and immediately chipped the ball goalwards but Tahar Baya scrambled the ball away.

86'

Bart Traverse tried to sprint past Maj Močivnik but Maj Močivnik blocked Bart Traverse.

87'

Tahar Baya tried to lob the ball forward but Benen Hanigan intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

88'

Eli Buckley lifted the ball ahead of Tarasios Chontos, Tarasios Chontos brought the ball under control superbly before Tuaivi Falaniko could intercept.

Tarasios Chontos found a perfect spot and tried an audacious shot on goal. Funa Wan approached too late to tackle him.

Enjian Huangfu pushed it away.

89'

Tuaivi Falaniko tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Gaspard Linville cut it out.

90'

Ekkarak Bunkum attempted to chip the ball forward but Funa Wan found himself in the way of the ball.

91'

Ekkarak Bunkum tried to chip the ball forward but Torkild Poertner closed in and intercepted the ball.

92'

Gunavata Raje stepped up to take the freekick. Good goalkeeping by Enjian Huangfu to block the shot with his body.

93'

Ekkarak Bunkum tried to play a long ball but Benen Hanigan did well to spot and intercept the pass.

End Match MAN--UNITED 2 - 0 无聊诈尸

无聊诈尸 players were extremely motivated and ready as if it was their match of the season.