Welcome to the match between Fuck germany and Kaltenkirchen albion

1'

Jochem Kalbfleisch went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

3'

Udo Scheinberg made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Lambert Jans.

5'

Lambert Michel tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Marcel Klein.

6'

Lambert Michel unleashed a fierce drive high at goal from 35 yards. Ralph Auer didn't read the game well enough to block it.

But Lambert Michel couldn't get it on target ... He should have hit the target at least.

9'

From long range, Merten Martell bent the ball towards goal. Ralph Auer approached too late to tackle him.

But it went just over the bar ... He should have scored.

10'

Wim Weiss was shown a yellow card.

12'

Lambert Jans aimed the corner for the near post.

Meino Biermann won the aerial challenge against Torben Acker and the ball was cleared.

13'

Filibert Simen tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Merten Martell.

14'

Rafael Falkenrath played a great ball for Adolf Köhler, Filibert Simen couldn't cut out the pass.

Adolf Köhler centred the ball, Jeremias Schultes tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Torben Acker hit the ball on the volley, Wim Weiss failed to block the shot.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... It was a poor effort from Torben Acker. He was lacking match sharpness.

15'

Lambert Michel held up the ball, evading the challenge of Ralph Auer and hit a hopeful looking shot from 30 yards.

But Lambert Michel put it well wide ... It was a terrible miss.

16'

Lambert Michel delivered a lovely long ball,Roger Gass stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath passed forward instantly. Meino Biermann failed to intercept the pass.

17'

Eduard Houk tried to play a long ball but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Lambert Jans.

18'

Rafael Falkenrath passed the ball to Adolf Köhler, Adolf Köhler picked up on the ball before Filibert Simen could reach it.

Adolf Köhler found a chance to score from medium range but Jeremias Schultes made a crucial intervention!.

21'

Ottmar Wruck tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

22'

Meino Biermann was shown a yellow card.

Lambert Michel had shrugged off the challenge of Ralph Auer and hit it high and hard towards goal from 35 yards.

The ball went sailing over the crossbar ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

23'

Jochem Kalbfleisch fed the ball forward to Rafael Falkenrath, Marcel Klein failed to reach the ball.

Rafael Falkenrath skipped past the challenge of Udo Scheinberg.

Rafael Falkenrath sent the ball flying towards goal from distance but Marcel Klein got in and cleared the danger.

24'

Ottmar Wruck had a crack from the freekick. But a defender jumped to block the freekick.

25'

Karl Mendelsohn tried to pass it long to a team-mate but Marcel Klein closed in and intercepted the ball.

26'

Adolf Köhler attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Filibert Simen.

27'

Adolf Köhler played the ball into the area,Filibert Simen failed to reach the ball.

Torben Acker got to the ball ahead of Meino Biermann, then attempted a looping header at goal.

Ferdi Schröder made a save.

29'

The freekick was taken by Wim Weiss. The wall blocked the shot.

30'

Karl Mendelsohn laid it forward to Lambert Jans, Meino Biermann stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Lambert Jans evaded the challenge of Marcel Klein and bent the ball towards goal from 20 yards.

Lambert Jans sent the ball high and wide of the goal ... It was a wasted opportunity.

31'

Adolf Köhler played a pinpoint pass to Merten Martell, Merten Martell took it in his stride before Filibert Simen could intercept.

Merten Martell tried to pass the ball forward but Jeremias Schultes got to the ball first.

32'

Jeremias Schultes directed the ball nicely to Filibert Simen, Filibert Simen latched onto the ball before Merten Martell could reach it.

Perfectly timed block tackle by Adolf Köhler before Filibert Simen attempted to deliver the ball.

33'

Lambert Jans ran up to take the corner.

Torben Acker tried to head the ball upfield but Wim Weiss charged down the header.

34'

Lambert Michel had the chance to score from long range but he lost the ball to Ralph Auer.

38'

Adolf Köhler played the ball to Merten Martell's feet, the ball was picked up by Merten Martell before Roger Gass could cut it out.

Merten Martell struck a medium range piledriver. Filibert Simen approached too late to clear the danger.

Ferdi Schröder saved and deflected the ball clear.

40'

Roger Gass dribbled past Lambert Michel.

Roger Gass attempted to feed the high ball but Jochem Kalbfleisch intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

41'

Lambert Michel swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

42'

Karl Mendelsohn played a lovely ball for Lambert Jans, Lambert Jans took it in his stride before Udo Scheinberg could cut it out.

Lambert Jans whipped in a float cross, Marcel Klein tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Wim Weiss beat Lambert Michel to the ball, then headed the ball to safety.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The referee blew for the end of the half which and we are all square. .Fuck germany had 35% possession in the match, while Kaltenkirchen albion had 65%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Torben Acker tried to get onto the pass but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Ralph Auer.

48'

Udo Scheinberg tried to skip past the challenge of Karl Mendelsohn but Udo Scheinberg lost the ball to Karl Mendelsohn.

49'

Lambert Michel sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

50'

Poor corner kick by Torben Acker. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

51'

Roger Gass made an attempt to pass the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Jochem Kalbfleisch.

52'

Karl Mendelsohn laid it forward to Lambert Jans, Udo Scheinberg couldn't cut out the pass.

Lambert Jans made an attempt to move the ball forward but Marcel Klein intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

53'

Adolf Köhler looked for the head of Ottmar Wruck, Ottmar Wruck brought the ball under control superbly before Filibert Simen could cut it out.

Ottmar Wruck laid it forward to Lambert Jans, Meino Biermann missed his interception.

Lambert Jans shielded the ball from Wim Weiss and aimed for the top corner.

Lambert Jans struck it just over the bar ... He dropped to his knees.

54'

Lambert Jans tried to use his skill to go past Marcel Klein but Marcel Klein took the ball away from Lambert Jans.

55'

Helfried Schuhart scored with one of his thundering trademark freekicks. Ferdi Schröder didn't move!. ... GOAL!!!

Fuck germany 0 - 1 Kaltenkirchen albion

57'

Lambert Jans had the pace to beat Marcel Klein.

Lambert Jans put some curve on the shot from distance. Udo Scheinberg wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

But Lambert Jans scooped it over the bar ... He was angry with himself for missing that chance.

58'

Adolf Köhler played the ball to Merten Martell's feet, Merten Martell latched onto the ball before Filibert Simen could reach it.

Merten Martell failed in his attempt to dribble past Jeremias Schultes.

61'

Karl Mendelsohn turned on the ball to leave Marcel Klein standing.

Karl Mendelsohn tried to square the ball from the wing but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Udo Scheinberg.

62'

Lambert Michel took the ball confidently past Wim Weiss.

Lambert Michel made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball came off Ralph Auer.

63'

Marcel Klein could not stop Karl Mendelsohn going past him.

Karl Mendelsohn crossed the ball high and hard, Udo Scheinberg couldn't reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath won the aerial challenge against Wim Weiss, then made an attacking header.

But Rafael Falkenrath blazed it over the bar ... He should have hit the target at least.

64'

Helfried Schuhart was shown a yellow card.

Jochem Kalbfleisch took the ball past Ralph Auer.

Jochem Kalbfleisch turned on the ball to leave Roger Gass standing.

Jochem Kalbfleisch found himself with plenty of time and tried an optimistic effort at goal. Wim Weiss couldn't reach it.

Ferdi Schröder did well to get his fingertips to the ball and tip it wide.

65'

Adolf Köhler made a good pass to Merten Martell, Filibert Simen missed his interception.

Merten Martell whipped in a float cross past Jeremias Schultes.

Wim Weiss climbed above Torben Acker, then headed the ball clear.

66'

Lambert Michel stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Ralph Auer.

67'

Udo Scheinberg tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Lambert Jans blocked it.

69'

Adolf Köhler tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Jeremias Schultes found himself in the way of the ball.

70'

Jeremias Schultes was pressed by Karl Mendelsohn but he evaded the challenge and tried his luck from 30 yards.

But Jeremias Schultes scooped it over the bar ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

71'

Ottmar Wruck's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

73'

Adolf Köhler used his skill to go past Jeremias Schultes.

Adolf Köhler jinked confidently past Filibert Simen.

Adolf Köhler dribbled past the defenders through the goal.

Adolf Köhler was clean through with just Ferdi Schröder to beat, rounded the keeper, and was left with a simple finish. It was a fantastic move and finish by Adolf Köhler!!!

Fuck germany 0 - 2 Kaltenkirchen albion

75'

Jochem Kalbfleisch sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

76'

Adolf Köhler tried to sprint past Filibert Simen but his possession is lost through a tackle by Filibert Simen.

77'

Roger Gass tried to lob the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Lambert Michel.

78'

Lambert Michel evaded the challenge of Ralph Auer and hit a speculative long-range shot.

But Lambert Michel put it wide ... It was a poor effort from Lambert Michel. He was lacking match sharpness.

79'

Karl Mendelsohn passed the ball to Rafael Falkenrath, Rafael Falkenrath took possession of the ball before Marcel Klein could reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath took the ball past Udo Scheinberg.

Rafael Falkenrath found a perfect spot and shot on the ball. Wim Weiss approached too late to tackle him.

But Rafael Falkenrath put it wide ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

80'

Adolf Köhler hit it high to Rafael Falkenrath, Wim Weiss tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Rafael Falkenrath got free in the penalty area and shot for the top corner. Meino Biermann didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Ferdi Schröder failed to save ... A fine goal all round by Rafael Falkenrath !!! ... He ran over to the fans with his arms aloft !

Fuck germany 0 - 3 Kaltenkirchen albion

81'

Adolf Köhler went by the challenge of Ralph Auer.

Adolf Köhler attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but Roger Gass intercepted the pass.

83'

Meino Biermann bent it from long range. Karl Mendelsohn approached too late to tackle him.

Unfortunately it was just over the bar ... He dropped to his knees.

84'

Lambert Michel tried to play a long ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Ralph Auer.

85'

Helfried Schuhart lofted the ball high towards Rafael Falkenrath, Rafael Falkenrath brought the ball down well before Roger Gass could intercept.

Good play by Rafael Falkenrath in making himself some space and hit a hopeful looking shot. Meino Biermann wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Ferdi Schröder managed to get himself between the ball and the goal.

87'

Roger Gass made an attempt to move the ball forward but Jochem Kalbfleisch got to the ball first.

88'

Jochem Kalbfleisch made a good pass to Lambert Michel, the ball was picked up by Lambert Michel before Ralph Auer could intercept.

Lambert Michel fed the ball forward to Jochem Kalbfleisch, Jochem Kalbfleisch took it in his stride before Roger Gass could cut it out.

Jochem Kalbfleisch knocked a lovely ball for Rafael Falkenrath, Rafael Falkenrath picked up on the ball before Ralph Auer could reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath got free in the penalty area and hit a fierce shot. Meino Biermann failed to charge down the shot.

Ferdi Schröder tipped the ball over the bar.

89'

Poor corner kick by Marcel Klein. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

90'

Karl Mendelsohn moved the ball forward for Lambert Jans, Lambert Jans took possession of the ball before Udo Scheinberg could cut it out.

Lambert Jans tried his luck with a medium range chip. Marcel Klein approached too late to clear the danger.

Lambert Jans's shot looked destined for the net, but it went just over ... That should have been a goal.

91'

Marcel Klein tried to pass the ball forward but Lambert Jans showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

93'

Marcel Klein tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Adolf Köhler.

End Match Fuck germany 0 - 3 Kaltenkirchen albion