Welcome to the match between Kaltenkirchen albion and Fuck germany

3'

Ralph Auer stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but it was well intercepted by Jochem Kalbfleisch.

4'

Filibert Simen blocked Adolf Köhler before Adolf Köhler tried to get onto the pass.

5'

Sigismund Messerli attempted to lob the ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Lambert Jans.

6'

Karl Mendelsohn made an attempt to move the ball forward but Udo Scheinberg showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

7'

Karl Mendelsohn curled the ball in at goal from long range. Sigismund Messerli approached too late to clear the danger.

Karl Mendelsohn left Ferdi Schröder with an easy save.

8'

Lambert Michel tried to jink past Eduard Houk but Eduard Houk blocked Lambert Michel in a good, clean tackle.

9'

Rafael Falkenrath tried to pass the ball forward but The ball was touched on by Jeremias Schultes.

11'

Lambert Michel took the ball past Eduard Houk.

Lambert Michel stepped away from Ralph Auer and hit a crashing drive from 25 yards.

Ferdi Schröder saved and deflected the ball clear.

12'

Jochem Kalbfleisch attempted to feed the high ball but Eduard Houk made a great interception.

15'

Jochem Kalbfleisch dispatched the freekick goalwards. But Jochem Kalbfleisch put it narrowly over.

17'

Lambert Jans aimed the corner at the far post.

Meino Biermann challenged Helfried Schuhart for a heading, then headed the ball to safety.

18'

Lambert Michel tried to hit it long to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Eduard Houk.

19'

Filibert Simen shot from 30 yards but Merten Martell managed to block the shot.

20'

Adolf Köhler skipped easily past Jeremias Schultes.

Adolf Köhler tried to use his skill to go past Filibert Simen but Filibert Simen denied.

21'

Karl Mendelsohn lofted the ball into the opposing half of the field,Udo Scheinberg failed to intercept the pass.

Ottmar Wruck won the ball in the air from Wim Weiss, then had a header for a goal.

Ferdi Schröder failed to stop the ball ... Ottmar Wruck found the net !!! ... The fans were dancing in jubilation !

Kaltenkirchen albion 1 - 0 Fuck germany

24'

Eduard Houk could not stop a confident Lambert Michel going past him.

Lambert Michel span past Ralph Auer.

Lambert Michel got free in the penalty area and shot for the top corner. Meino Biermann failed to block the shot.

The ball missed to the right of the goal ... It was a terrible miss.

26'

Jochem Kalbfleisch skipped easily past the challenge of Eduard Houk.

The float cross came in from Jochem Kalbfleisch on the wing, Udo Scheinberg missed his interception.

Ottmar Wruck won the aerial challenge against Wim Weiss, then headed the ball upfield.

Lambert Michel found a gap and had a go on goal. Meino Biermann approached too late to tackle him.

Ferdi Schröder used his fists to clear the ball.

27'

Lambert Michel dribbled past Eduard Houk.

Lambert Michel shot past Ralph Auer from distance.

The ball missed to the right of the goal ... He should have hit the target at least.

29'

Jochem Kalbfleisch turned on the ball to leave Eduard Houk standing.

Jochem Kalbfleisch tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Ralph Auer closed in and intercepted the ball.

31'

Adolf Köhler had the strength to hold off Jeremias Schultes.

Adolf Köhler tried to sprint past Filibert Simen but Filibert Simen robbed Adolf Köhler.

36'

Ralph Auer tried to skip past the challenge of Lambert Michel but it failed.

38'

Karl Mendelsohn tried to make a long pass to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Udo Scheinberg.

39'

Karl Mendelsohn got past Udo Scheinberg.

Karl Mendelsohn was pressed by Sigismund Messerli but he evaded the challenge and struck a medium range piledriver.

Ferdi Schröder saved and held the ball.

41'

Karl Mendelsohn tried to dart past Wim Weiss but Wim Weiss didn't allow.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the end of the first half which Fuck germany were unfortunate to go in behind.Kaltenkirchen albion had 66% possession in the match, while Fuck germany had 34%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

48'

Eduard Houk shielded the ball from Jochem Kalbfleisch and hit a speculative long-range shot.

But Eduard Houk struck the ball wide ... It was a poor effort from Eduard Houk. He was lacking match sharpness.

49'

Lambert Michel moved the ball forward for Lambert Jans, Lambert Jans picked up on the ball before Eduard Houk could cut it out.

Lambert Jans played a pinpoint pass to Torben Acker, Torben Acker trapped the ball nicely before Ralph Auer could reach it.

Torben Acker directed the ball to Merten Martell, Merten Martell trapped the ball nicely before Wim Weiss could cut it out.

Merten Martell found himself in some space and aimed for the top corner. Meino Biermann approached too late to block it.

Ferdi Schröder couldn't save it ... Merten Martell scored a superb effort !!! ... He performed a backflip !!

Kaltenkirchen albion 2 - 0 Fuck germany

50'

Lambert Jans tried to dribble past Udo Scheinberg but Udo Scheinberg won the ball from Lambert Jans.

51'

Lambert Michel played a perfect pass for Jochem Kalbfleisch, Jochem Kalbfleisch took it in his stride before Eduard Houk could reach it.

Jochem Kalbfleisch tried to get onto the pass but Ralph Auer made a great interception.

52'

Lambert Michel turned with the ball past Eduard Houk.

Lambert Michel played a great ball for Rafael Falkenrath, Ralph Auer failed to reach the ball.

Rafael Falkenrath found a gap and attempted to lob the ball goalwards. Wim Weiss didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Ferdi Schröder couldn't save it ... Rafael Falkenrath scored !!! ... He kissed the badge on his shirt !

Kaltenkirchen albion 3 - 0 Fuck germany

53'

Meino Biermann tried to feed the high ball but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Lambert Michel.

54'

Lambert Michel attempted to lift the ball forward but The ball ricocheted off Eckart Essert.

55'

Merten Martell lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

57'

Lambert Michel hit a crashing drive from 40 yards. Eduard Houk failed to block the shot.

But Lambert Michel couldn't direct it goalwards ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

60'

Sigismund Messerli had a great opportunity to score from long range but he was under too much pressure from Lambert Jans .

62'

Merten Martell skipped past Ralph Auer.

Merten Martell twisted past Eduard Houk.

Merten Martell was pressed by Wim Weiss but he evaded the challenge and blasted the ball towards the top corner.

Ferdi Schröder was well positioned and untroubled by the shot.

63'

Karl Mendelsohn tried to feed the high ball but Sigismund Messerli read the game well to intercept the ball.

66'

Jochem Kalbfleisch got past Eduard Houk with ease.

Jochem Kalbfleisch curled the ball in at goal from distance but Ralph Auer cleared the ball to safety.

68'

Karl Mendelsohn played it confidently past Eduard Houk.

Karl Mendelsohn made a good pass to Lambert Jans, Ralph Auer missed his interception.

Good play by Lambert Jans in making himself some space and took a shot. Wim Weiss failed to charge down the shot.

Ferdi Schröder didn't move! ... A great goal from a fine move by Lambert Jans !!! ... He enjoyed that one !

Kaltenkirchen albion 4 - 0 Fuck germany

69'

Lambert Michel hit a crashing drive from 40 yards but Eduard Houk cleared the ball to safety.

71'

Lambert Jans dribbled past Udo Scheinberg.

Lambert Jans supplied a low cross, Sigismund Messerli stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath ran onto the ball and swiftly hit a fierce shot, Wim Weiss approached too late to clear the danger.

But Rafael Falkenrath sent the ball well over the bar ... He should have hit the target at least.

72'

Merten Martell passed along the floor for Adolf Köhler to pick it up, Filibert Simen failed to intercept the pass.

Adolf Köhler put a low cross, Jeremias Schultes stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Rafael Falkenrath let the ball drop before hitting a spectacular half volley, Meino Biermann couldn't reach it.

Ferdi Schröder was very disappointed to be beaten at his near post ... Rafael Falkenrath finished a fine move. GOAL!!! ... He was delighted !

Kaltenkirchen albion 5 - 0 Fuck germany

83'

Lambert Michel passed the ball to Jochem Kalbfleisch, Eduard Houk couldn't reach it.

Jochem Kalbfleisch was pressed by Ralph Auer but he evaded the challenge and blasted the ball towards the top corner from 25 yards.

Denied by Ferdi Schröder.

85'

Lambert Michel tried to get onto the pass but Eduard Houk got to the ball first.

88'

Karl Mendelsohn received a yellow card.

Sigismund Messerli tried to dribble past Lambert Jans but Sigismund Messerli lost out to Lambert Jans.

91'

Adolf Köhler hit the ball forward to Merten Martell, Merten Martell took possession of the ball before Filibert Simen could intercept.

Merten Martell attempted to chip the ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Jeremias Schultes.

End Match Kaltenkirchen albion 5 - 0 Fuck germany