Welcome to the match between Vlub de fuck and Anal plug

1'

Lennon Pemberton executed a block tackle on Hector Alvey before Hector Alvey attempted to pass the ball.

2'

Hector Alvey tried to play it past Lennon Pemberton but Lennon Pemberton cleanly tackled the ball.

3'

Hector Alvey played a long ball to Conor Norwood, Lennon Pemberton stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Conor Norwood shot for the top corner. Ambrose Merrickson didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Oto Sýkora saved well and held the ball.

5'

Aydan Weekes span past Layne Merricks.

Aydan Weekes tried to lob the keeper from a distance but the shot clattered off Darryl Masters.

6'

Milford Sharrow gave the corner straight to the opposition.

7'

Layne Merricks went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

8'

Lonnie Tinker tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Lorin Marston.

9'

Aydan Weekes looked certain to score from long range but he couldn't escape the attentions of Darryl Masters.

10'

Marty Smith went by the challenge of Farley Teel.

Marty Smith sent the ball flying towards goal from distance. Lonnie Tinker couldn't reach it.

Saved in style by Klement Baran !.

11'

The referee showed Aydan Weekes a yellow card.

12'

Hector Alvey jinked confidently past Lennon Pemberton.

Hector Alvey fed the ball forward to Tylor Merricks, Tylor Merricks took possession of the ball before Grant Sanders could cut it out.

Tylor Merricks tried to pass the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Lennon Pemberton.

13'

Aydan Weekes easily got past the challenge of Lorin Marston.

Aydan Weekes made good use of the scissors dribble. As Marty Smith lost his balance, Aydan Weekes dribbled past Marty Smith.

Aydan Weekes tried to dribble past Lorin Marston but Lorin Marston blocked Aydan Weekes in a good, clean tackle.

16'

Lonnie Tinker unleashed a fierce drive high at goal from 35 yards but the shot cannoned off Marty Smith.

20'

Darryl Masters tried to take the ball past Astor Milton but Astor Milton robbed Darryl Masters.

21'

Conor Norwood struck the freekick through the wall. Conor Norwood put it clean over the bar.

23'

Aydan Weekes fired in the freekick. But a defender jumped to block the freekick.

25'

Aydan Weekes tried to get past Layne Merricks but Layne Merricks won the ball from Aydan Weekes.

26'

Ambrose Merrickson lobbed the ball into the penalty area towards Greer Stacks, Greer Stacks took an excellent first touch before Farley Teel could intercept.

Greer Stacks found himself in some space and attempted a thunderous drive. Milford Sharrow wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Klement Baran did fantastically well to save and hold the ball.

27'

Spike Knight swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

28'

Grant Sanders tried to twist past Hector Alvey but Grant Sanders lost out to Hector Alvey.

29'

Astor Milton had the chance to score from long range but Layne Merricks made the last ditch tackle.

30'

Ambrose Merrickson tried to test the keeper from the freekick. The ball missed to the right of the goal.

31'

Astor Milton played a great ball for Aydan Weekes, the ball was picked up by Aydan Weekes before Spike Knight could cut it out.

Aydan Weekes directed the ball to Astor Milton, Astor Milton took possession of the ball before Layne Merricks could reach it.

Astor Milton skipped past the challenge of Darryl Masters.

Astor Milton found himself with plenty of time and drove the ball at goal. Spike Knight approached too late to tackle him.

Oto Sýkora got up to tip it over.

32'

Hector Alvey tried to get past Lennon Pemberton but Lennon Pemberton took the ball away from Hector Alvey.

34'

Grant Sanders took the ball confidently past Tylor Merricks.

Grant Sanders played a perfect pass for Terrence Jacobson, Hector Alvey failed to reach the ball.

Lobbed goalwards by Terrence Jacobson but the shot clattered off Milford Sharrow.

36'

Darryl Masters attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but Aydan Weekes showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

37'

Lonnie Tinker tried to skip past the challenge of Ambrose Merrickson but Ambrose Merrickson dispossessed Lonnie Tinker.

38'

Hector Alvey knocked a lovely ball for Tylor Merricks, Grant Sanders tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Tylor Merricks tried to pass the ball forward but Lennon Pemberton blocked it.

39'

Lennon Pemberton made an attempt to move the ball forward but it was intercepted by Tylor Merricks.

40'

Hector Alvey shielded the ball from Lennon Pemberton and tried a long range effort.

Oto Sýkora saved and deflected the ball clear.

41'

Hector Alvey knocked a lovely ball for Tylor Merricks, Lennon Pemberton failed to reach the ball.

Tylor Merricks hit the ball from medium range but Grant Sanders hoofed the ball clear.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teams went in for their half-time break which and we are all square. .Vlub de fuck had 58% possession in the match, while Anal plug had 42%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Lennon Pemberton executed a block tackle on Tylor Merricks before Tylor Merricks could take a shot from long range.

49'

Hector Alvey dribbled past Grant Sanders.

Hector Alvey span past Lennon Pemberton.

Spike Knight blocked Hector Alvey in a good, clean tackle before Hector Alvey attempted to fire off a shot.

50'

Farley Teel hit the ball forward to Aydan Weekes, Lorin Marston couldn't reach it.

Aydan Weekes made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Marty Smith.

51'

Lonnie Tinker tried to skip past Lorin Marston but it failed.

52'

Marty Smith tried to chip the ball forward but Skyler Boon intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

53'

Astor Milton played a lovely ball for Riley Baldwin, Layne Merricks tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Riley Baldwin tried to twist past Darryl Masters but Darryl Masters didn't allow.

55'

Lorin Marston tried to dart past Farley Teel but Farley Teel denied.

56'

Grant Sanders shielded the ball from Tylor Merricks and put some curve on the shot from long range.

However, the ball drifted harmlessly wide by Grant Sanders ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

57'

Aydan Weekes made an attempt to move the ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Darryl Masters.

58'

Marty Smith tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Aydan Weekes.

59'

Poor corner kick delivered by Ambrose Merrickson that went straight to the opposition.

61'

Hector Alvey moved the ball forward for Tylor Merricks, Tylor Merricks took possession of the ball before Lennon Pemberton could cut it out.

Tylor Merricks tried to sprint past Grant Sanders but Grant Sanders denied.

63'

Grant Sanders made a pass to Lennon Pemberton, Conor Norwood failed to intercept the pass.

Lennon Pemberton tried to curl one in from medium range but Tylor Merricks cleared the ball to safety.

65'

Layne Merricks tried to twist past Tylor Merricks but his possession is lost through a tackle by Tylor Merricks.

66'

Greer Stacks sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

68'

Darryl Masters tried to skip past Aydan Weekes but Aydan Weekes won the ball from Darryl Masters.

69'

Farley Teel tried to dribble past Lorin Marston but Lorin Marston succesfully won the ball from Farley Teel.

71'

Hector Alvey tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Grant Sanders.

73'

Grant Sanders twisted past Tylor Merricks.

Grant Sanders tried to dribble past Hector Alvey but Hector Alvey blocked Grant Sanders in a good, clean tackle.

75'

Lonnie Tinker tried a long range effort but Lorin Marston cleared the ball.

76'

Marty Smith span past Riley Baldwin.

Marty Smith tried to dribble past Farley Teel but it failed.

78'

Lonnie Tinker tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Lorin Marston.

82'

Spike Knight hit a long ball forward, Greer Stacks picked up on the ball before Tylor Merricks could reach it.

Greer Stacks directed the ball nicely to Layne Merricks, Skyler Boon stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Layne Merricks stepped away from Milford Sharrow and attempted to lob the ball goalwards.

Klement Baran punched the ball clear.

83'

Marty Smith dribbled past Lonnie Tinker.

Marty Smith dribbled past Farley Teel.

Marty Smith found a gap and tried to lob it over the keeper. Milford Sharrow didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Klement Baran got back in time to make the save.

84'

Darryl Masters attempted to feed the high ball but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Aydan Weekes.

86'

Layne Merricks faked a shot before cutting Aydan Weekes in a different direction.

Layne Merricks sent in a low cross, Astor Milton tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Grant Sanders hit a spectacular half volley but the shot clattered off Skyler Boon.

87'

Aydan Weekes shot a hopeful chance from long-range but the shot clattered off Lennon Pemberton.

88'

Darryl Masters held up the ball, evading the challenge of Aydan Weekes and bent it from long range.

But it went just over the bar ... A real chance wasted.

89'

Astor Milton looked to play the ball long to a team-mate but Layne Merricks made it first to the ball and intercepted.

91'

Hector Alvey was outmuscled by Grant Sanders.

Grant Sanders knocked a lovely ball for Marty Smith, Tylor Merricks couldn't cut it.

Marty Smith found himself in some space and hit it high and hard towards goal. Skyler Boon approached too late to tackle him.

However, the ball drifted wide of the goal by Marty Smith ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

92'

Riley Baldwin chipped it out of his own half,Grant Sanders missed his interception.

Conor Norwood connected with a diving header for a goal but Ambrose Merrickson headed the ball to safety.

94'

Astor Milton powered past Layne Merricks!.

Astor Milton tried to score from long range but Darryl Masters did well to close down the space.

95'

Corner taken by Greer Stacks and cut out by the opposition.

End Match Vlub de fuck 0 - 0 Anal plug